 Please give me a child or my husband will go with another woman. And what am I going to do, alone with 5 daughters? Everyone will say it is my fault. Damned patriarchy! Rosa Rosso, Caraglio |  I turn to you, Rita, saint of lost causes, trusting that I will be heard. Free my poor heart of its solitude; hear how ardent is my request:
Aquarian man with Leo descendant
Seeks Virgo ditto with Aries desecendant,
For Friday suppers in Toro Tapas.
If compatible, breakfast throw in.
Saint Rita, reward my hope and I will spread far and wide word of your mercy towards afflicted souls. |  Jude, saint for the hopeless and despaired, pray for me that the justice of men be just. I promise to honour you for ever as my patron, always special and powerful. Do not betray me as Iscariot did. |
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