Our Lady of the snows rid me of these bad dreams. Little bird, take them away forever.

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Great Manitou, you did warn me. But I thought it would not come to pass. Not to me. That is until this morning when my wife told me she was leaving me for a non-smoker. Oh Great Manitou, let us forget this misfortune by smoking another pipe of peace.

Manitou, Grand Manitou, with your help I was freed from my husband who mistreated me and my daughters too. 1000 thanks,

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Little maid, I see they hired your womb, too. I didn´t want to but I needed the money to pay off my father’s debts. It wasn’t an angel that announced it; I heard about it from a business-woman. My dear lady, like you I didn’t resist.

I am a simple shepherdess. Like you I am with child yet have not known a man. I too was promised that my child would have a good life; better than that promised to your son. They say I am a surrogate mother. Oh, Lady of the Spinners forgive me! I need the money.

Happy End

Saint Sebastian, give me the strength to come out of the wardrobe,

Goal

Blessed art thou, Saint Anthony, for showing me how to have visions.

We the people of Borja give thanks to Christ our Lord and to our restorer for having made us famous the world over.

Forgive me O Lord, for having stolen the gold teeth of this illustrious Maccabee. I return the one remaining tooth. A poor grave-digger of Passy who now has one foot in the grave.

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Die unzähligen Male, die wir in der Tiefe der Zeit geweint haben. Mama, lass uns verzeihen.

I promise to build a chapel dedicated to Saint Bihildis if my son comes back from the war. He is so young! Saint Bihildid, protect him.

Bring my grandson back to me. Let him come back from the war. He is all I have. You have already taken my father, my brother and my daughter. O Lord, are you never satisfied?

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And God created my woman

I swear by the Angel of Justice that I will discover the identity of those in the herd that sends me disgusting and threatening tweets, I will find out who you all are and I will denounce you. I am not the Little Red Riding Hood you think I am.

I, Adao Coelho, humble farmer, give thanks to my local Virgin for having cured my mule. I only have one. Summer 1999

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When I am grown up I will eat of the forbidden fruit. Yahweh is good, he will understand. Eva

San Cucufato, ich zünde für dich diese Kerze an. Gib mir den Humor zurück, lass mich wieder lachen. San Cucufato, ich binde dir die Eier ab. Und wenn du mir ihn nicht zurück gibst, werde ich die Fessel nicht lösen.

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Who am I? After 5 years of analysis you are my last hope. Do not turn your back on me.

I've thought about it and I want to change the little brother for a scooter. The brother can wait for next year. I'll tell mummy that you forgot. I will be very good if you bring me a scooter. I promise.

I dreamt I was climbing Jacob’s ladder. A rung broke and I fell. When I awoke I found I had broken my foot. I give thanks to Our Lady of the Yew for saving my life and for showing me that I am not ready to go to Heaven.

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Sweet Mother,give me children otherwise my husband will repúdiate me and they will say it was my fault. I pray to you with all my soul.

Oxum, I entrust my son to you, I am going to send him for adoption by White people. My son, forgive me. I will dance before Oxum for you.

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White Virgin, give me the strength to take you on pilgrimage again.

Juanetes

Eterno agradecimiento a la Virgen de Arantzazu por haber salvado a mi hijo de una gran tempestad en el mar del norte. Amalia

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Liberty: Thank you, Saint Christopher, patron saint of travellers, for showing me the right path.

Blessed lady, why did you take my daughter? Give me the strength not to hate you Rocio Glavano del Palmar, Andalucia

I am Mother Nature. I am Gaia. All the damage you cause me you cause yourselves. Neither your smartphones nor your quantic computers or your allmighty God Bitcoins will save you .

liquefied blood of artist. Some misfortunes in sight.

Oh Prophet, rid me of this stuff forced on me by men to hide their fears.

Leïla

Oh Zeus, rid me of this priapism.

Klaus

will we be happy on the other side? Allah, help us to make a decisión.

Oh Lord, answer. Why her?

Please give me a child or my husband will go with another woman. And what am I going to do, alone with 5 daughters? Everyone will say it is my fault. Damned patriarchy! Rosa Rosso, Caraglio

I turn to you, Rita, saint of lost causes, trusting that I will be heard. Free my poor heart of its solitude; hear how ardent is my request: Aquarian man with Leo descendant Seeks Virgo ditto with Aries desecendant, For Friday suppers in Toro Tapas. If compatible, breakfast throw in. Saint Rita, reward my hope and I will spread far and wide word of your mercy towards afflicted souls.

Jude, saint for the hopeless and despaired, pray for me that the justice of men be just. I promise to honour you for ever as my patron, always special and powerful. Do not betray me as Iscariot did.

I ive thanks to you and to my traumatologist for miraculously saving my burnt knee.

Dad, do not run

My ex has become a Buddhist. Lord; forgive him.

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Madonna, voy a salir del armario, por fin. Mi horóscopo está claro: es una buena fecha. Hace tanto tiempo que espero una conjunción astral benéfica. Estoy harta de jugar a la mujer perfecta. Niñas, rebelaros, ¡no hay mujer perfecta! Barbie

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